One
would think that there is money to be made in the business of altruism. In
particular, corporations or local businesses that do things that help the
community, so long as they do so in a visible manner, benefit from the goodwill
of the community. People are more likely to open accounts at banks or buy items
from stores that have a public image of being generous. There are many examples
of businesses and corporations that have invested in, and reaped the benefits
of, public goodwill. And the explosion of artificial intelligence has included
an emphasis on likeability: those robot voices that answer the phones of corporations
say “Your call is very important to us” rather than “Wait in line, sucker.”
Sometimes the robot voices even tell you your approximate wait time. Someday
soon they might be able to identify you by your phone number, consult the list
of music you have purchased, and create a tailor-made sound track for your wait
time. I will know this has happened if I start getting all-Dvořák sound tracks
when I am put on hold.
Increasingly,
however, I have noticed that corporations and businesses are doing just the
opposite. In many cases, corporations will do things that demean and frustrate
their customers even if it costs them money to do so. They frequently entrap
their customers or clients into making little errors for which they can be
penalized. We can all think of personal experiences in which this has happened
to us or to someone we know. This seems to be puzzling, both from an economic
and an evolutionary viewpoint. Why would they do something that is not only bad
but also decreases their profits?
Probably
because it does not decrease their
profits. Corporations know that if they keep us frustrated, one of our
responses will be to buy more stuff, from junk food to vacations, in an attempt
to make ourselves happy or to help us forget our frustrations. Banks, for
example, know that if they keep us frustrated, we will spend money on shallow
pleasures and stay in debt to them, for which they can charge high interest
rates. A client who has an optimistic plan for the future will find actual
pleasure in trying to become debt-free. The banks want to keep us depressed so
that we will not try. And corporations that sell us stuff want us to buy
everything now, because the item or
service might not be available later; to wait is to lose. In short, many large
corporations want us to be dissatisfied, even desperate, servants rather than
happy customers.
Manipulating
the lives of customers is not what evolutionary scientists call an
“evolutionary stable strategy.” That is, this way of doing things is
“invasible”: a business or corporation that people liked would soon displace
the ones that people do not like, all other things being equal. However, all
other things are not equal. The corporations that invest heavily in entrapping
and demeaning customers are so large that they dominate the market. To convince
yourself of this, just try starting a friendly corporation. I genuinely hope
you succeed. Good luck! And remember, my call is very important to you.
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